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Sunday, August 22, 2004
The programming gets longer while the fluff gets
shorter? Okay, who hijacked NBC?
Also, a bit of self-promotion before we get started.
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- Again, we start the night with a short intro from
Bob, and then go straight into action. Tonight it's the rowing events,
in which both the women and men from the United States are competing
for
medals. The women's team grabs the silver, and during the introduction
to the men's team, play-by-play (row-by-row?) announcer Randy Rosenblum
shows us a short video of the last time the U.S. Men's 8 team won.
It turns out the U.S. men haven't won a medal in this event since 1964's
Tokyo games, and the "video" is all but unrecognizable. The rowers appear
as light gray dots on a dark gray background. Apparently, the race in
Tokyo was run at night due to weather conditions, and lit by headlights
from cars.
Notice how much information is contained in that last paragraph? That's
easily more than has been said in a lot of NBC's fluff pieces, but yet
this was not fluff. Rather, this information was seamlessly
integrated into the race. This is exactly how it should be done, NBC!
Good job!
- Bob Costas makes tape delay pay off again in
the Women's 100-meter hurdles. When Gail Devers collapsed with a mysterious
injury, no one knew what had happened. In normal, live circumstances,
we wouldn't have found out for hours, or maybe tomorrow. But since
the race itself was run hours ago, Bob could come
right out of the event and tell us that Devers' injury had been plagueing
her since the before of the games. Furthermore, he let us in on the
little tidbit that Devers, knowing this, could have ceded her spot
in the Women's 100-meter dash to Marion Jones. Could Marion have medaled
in Athens in the dash? We'll never know.
- More beach volleyball with Misty May and Kerri
Walsh. At least tonight there was an acknowledgement that if they won
(and they did) that they'd be facing the other undefeated American
beach volleyball team, who shall remain nameless because NBC has already
decided who they think the winners will be.
- On to Men's High Jump, where U.S. competitor
Matt Hemmingway has a grandfather who was a cousin of Ernest Hemmingway.
Matt says he got the athletic ability, but not the writing talent.
Cute, short, but still fluff.
- Now we're off to the finals of the Women's
10-meter Platform Diving. Again, NBC is technically excellent, using
the drop-cam, the synchro-cam, and Stobe-Motion. Also, when Australian
Loudy Tourky tries to do a dive from a handstand but walks on her
hands while doing it, the analyst tells us how that's a deduction.
I've been very impressed with all of NBC's swimming and diving coverage.
Can you tell?
- Back to rowing, where we get to see the medal
ceremony for the winning U.S. 8-Man rowing team. Look! Singing, smiling,
even crying! Now that's what I want to see from gold
medal winners! Of course, it probably helps that there are eight of
them, so there are more opportunities for at least one of them to be
doing something I like, but that's just being nitpicky.
- "Chevrolet Olympic Moments" with Jimmy Roberts.
Now that I've figured out that Jimmy Roberts is really The
Sphinx, I can barely listen to him anymore. Not that I could before,
but now it seems worse. Anyway, Jimmy gets all excited that the Greeks
gave weightlifter Pyrros Dimas a four-minute standing ovation for winning
the bronze. Dimas, a hero in Greece for winning the gold in this event
three previous times, was hailed by Jimmy for having his motto on billboards
around Athens. "His" motto being "impossible is nothing," which mysteriously
coincides with Adidas' motto for their latest series of ads. So Jimmy
has reduced a four-time Olympic medal winner to a person who plagarizes
his motto off of sneaker ads. Only seven days left of Jimmy, only seven
days left of Jimmy, only seven days left of Jimmy...
- Golly, twins Morgan and Paul Hamm have been gymnastics
teammates for their entire lives! It's hard-hitting news like this
that NBC has been holding back on until just the right moment (hint:
There's never a right moment for fluff, NBC).
- We zip over to the track, where U.S. sprinters
Justin Gatlin and Shawn Crawford are so beneath the "Greatest Of All
Time" Maurice Greene that they even have to share fluff! Oh, and they're
both ready to take the title away from Greene. Thanks for that deep
insight.
- Ads. You know, if all of those people who wanted
to watch Tom's new HD Sony television would keep their one bag of chips
and one jar of salsa and instead collect a few dollars a piece, they
could buy their own HD Sony TV and leave Tom the heck alone.
- After the pommel horse, Paul Hamm says in an
interview that he knows nothing about the what the South Koreans are
trying to do about the judging controversy that gave him a gold medal
over the South Korean gymnast. He seemed sincere, so I'll believe him,
but man, that is one thick bubble they have over the Olympic compound
if he hasn't heard anything about it.
- Maurice Greene gets two-and-a-half minutes of
fluff all to himself. Take that Crawford and Gatlin!
- NBC next runs 12 minutes of uninterrupted coverage
of the 100-meter dash, which ends up being a sub-10-second event. I'm
not complaining, just making an interesting note. I wish more of NBC's
track coverage could be like this, but I understand the time constraints
they're under. It was just nice to see this much.
- Greek gymnast Dimosthenis Tampakos wins a gold
medal on the rings in front of the home crowd. They all enthusiastically
sing the national anthem when he takes the medal stand. Expect a story
on him from Jimmy Roberts in the near future. I'm thinking something
like,
"He
lifted
himself
onto the rings, and lifted up the whole country on his shoulders."
Saaay, maybe I can work the next Olympics!
- Triple jump coverage! Bob Costas points out to
us that the triple jump was the first event in the modern Olympics,
and was won by a Greek. That didn't happen tonight, as the Swedes went
home victorious, but at least we got to see it for four minutes.
- Remember Jimmy's story from a few nights ago,
when he traveled to Olympia? Cheaters in the ancient games were forced
to pay a fine so that their cheating names could be carved into a block
of marble and remembered for all of eternity. Jimmy failed to show
us a single one of these blocks, but Bob made reference to them tonight.
Female Russian shot putter Irina Korshanenko, whose shot
put distance is suspiciously long in retrospect, tested positive
for steroids, thus disgracing herself at the oldest Olympic venue.
Bob's suggestion was that every Olympic athlete should have to freeze
a urine sample so that any drug they were currently taking could be
tested for later. It's a noble idea, I suppose, but who wants to be
responsible for testing thousands of urine samples for the next few
decades, trying to discredit the 1976 bronze medal triple jump winner?
I don't see that one going very far.
- Once more we close with a final, inspirational
minute of fluff. I know I'm inspired. Aren't you?
So, tonight's show was an hour longer than last night's, but had literally
half the fluff. You know, I am having so much fun watching these Olympics.
Why did it take NBC so long to figure this out?
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