Last update October 20, 2000
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| October 16, 2000: Al: Will, you've been running a clean but boring campaign. People like voting for charismatic candidates that can sidestep a scandal! Unless we can get some tawdry media coverage that you have to "recover" from soon, this campaign is finished! Skip: Dudes! Meet the future 2nd Lady, Anna Nicole Smith! Al: We're back in the race! October 18, 2000: Will: Anna Nicole Smith is only famous for being a playmate and a golddigger! She'll ruin my campaign! Al: Will, this is the boost we've been looking for! If she actually has that inheritance, her money could make us contenders! Will: Good point. Skip, did you check out her assets? Ohhhhh.... please tell me I didn't just ask that. Skip: As much as the law allows, dude! October 20, 2000: Will: Skip, I think I should warn you, Anna Nicole Smith has a history of being in relationships with, let's say, "less than pure" motives. And as a vice-presidential candidate, you have the power to attract a certain type of woman. Do you see what I'm getting at? Skip: I think so, dude. You want to know if she has any friends? Bill Clinton: I do! Will: Mister president... | ||||||
