Last update November 3, 2000
Will Rockwood
Vote Will Rockwood for President
 
The Home Stretch
 

   Monday, October 30
It's MORE realistic than McCain or Bradley...

   Tuesday, October 31
The President Buchanan room was closed due to lack of interest...

   Wednesday, November 1
Are they related to the Female Body Inspectors?...
Who are these guys? Check out Penny Arcade to find out.

   Thursday, November 2
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

   Friday, November 3
Straight through the heart of politics...

     
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October 30, 2000: Reporter: Mr. Rockwood, the Gore camp says a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush. Is a vote for Rockwood also against Gore? Will: I hope so! I don't want him to win! Reporter: You're saying you want Bush to win? Will: No, I'm saying I want me to win! Reporter: But don't you think that's a little unrealistic? Will: Compared to what? Reporter: Compared to , say, Gore winning? Will: Given his campaign, I'd say it's equally realistic! October 31, 2000: Spooky voice: President Bush! George W. Bush: Nngghh!! Mitch and Dana: AAAAA! Spooky voice: President Gore! Al Gore (attacks like a vampire) Mitch and Dana: Aieee!! Al: Vote Rockwood for president or one of these scaaaaaary Halloween nightmares just might come true! Spooky voice: President Nader! Mitch and Dana (louder than ever): NOOOOOOO! November 1, 2000: Will: Part of the strength of a Rockwood presidency would be our abiloity to from strong coalitions with other comic strips. For instance, Tycho and Gabe, here from Penny-Arcade.com would form our... our what? Tycho: Department of Wang! Gabe: We'd be co-secretaries of wang! Will: Uh... Al, are you sure this is a good idea? Al: Sure! How can you go wrong with federal wang inspectors? November 2, 2000: Will: We've worked for months on this campaign getting our message out, but we can't seem to get one ounce of media coverage... yet tonight, Fox is airing "Surprise Wedding," schlock TV at its worst, and their ratings will go through the roof! How do you explain that? Skip: Americans are morons, dude! Reporters: Could you repeat that again for the cameras? Will: Uh-oh. November 3, 2000: Al: Skip said Americans were morons on national TV? Will: Yes!! Four days till the election and he's ruined my campaign with four words! Al: Maybe we can spin it... Will: Spin calling your constituents idiots? How? How?! Al: Uhh... human sacrifice? Will: Right! I'll get a stake!