Last update November 17, 2000
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Monday, November 13
Wednesday, November 15
Friday, November 17
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Monday, November 13
Wednesday, November 15
Friday, November 17
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| November 13, 2000: Mitch: Why didn't you tell the voting booth Monitor you'd made a mistake? Palm Beach Voter Idiot: 'Cuase I didn't want that li'l ol' lady to think I wuz stupid! Mitch: But you told "Dateline NBC and a national TV audience! Palm Beach Voter Idiot: Well, shur! But that wuz so I could get on the television! Mitch: Tell me again how this makes you not stupid? Palm Beach Voter Idiot: Maybe I could get on Springer! Jerry! Jerry! November 15, 2000: Great Percepto: I am the Great Percepto! I am here to divine the true intention of voters based only on their poorly marked ballots! Mitch: You can do that? Great Percepto: Do not doubt the Great Percepto!! Bring me the ballots of mystery!! Mitch: What do you see, oh Great Percepto? Great Percepto: Strange... all of these people wanted to vote for Colin Powell! November 17, 2000: Will: Al, I just want to concede and get this over with! Al: Will, no! You're still in this thing! There's still the agonizingly slow Florida recount, not to mention the absentee ballots! Will: Are we expecting 49 million absentee votes? Al: Maybe! Our polls show November is a popular vacation time for your supporters! | ||||||
