Last update December 1, 2000
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Monday, November 27
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| November 27, 2000: Al: Get up, Will! It's time to keep campaigning! Will: I don't wann! Let me sleep! It's over! Al: Just because we've had three counts and an official winner doesn't mean it's over! There's still the lawsuits! Will: No!! Stop!! I give up!! Al: "Give up?!" Ha!! That's not in our dictionary!! You think A Gore knows the meaning of 'give up?!" Will: Apparently not! November 29, 2000: Will: The Canadians finished their election in one day! One day!! What is it about Canadians that makes them so much more effieient than us? Canadian #1: I got another dimpled chad, eh. Canadian #2: That's one more vote for Gretzky! December 1, 2000: TV: Because the Supreme Court won't allow our TV cameras into their hearing, we will be representing the justices with hand puppets! Hand puppet on TV: I now call this hearing to order! Will: My God. What have we become? Hand puppet on TV: Look! It's the Swedish Judge! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork! | ||||||
