Last update February 18, 2000
Will Rockwood
Vote Will Rockwood for President
 
South Carolina
 

   Monday, February 14
You're a good man, Chuck...


   Wednesday, February 16
It's called lying down on the job...


   Friday, February 18
The same position as Bush and McCain...


     

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February 7, 2000: Dana: Valentine's Day is next Monday, Al! Al: Oh boy! It's my chance to spend all my money on someone else! Dana: Hmm...sounds like somebody's a little bitter about being single! Al: I'm not bitter, I'm realistic. And, I'm broke. Now go away! Dana: You know, I have a friend I could set you up with! Al: Why didn't you set me up before Christmas? At least that way I get presents, too! February 9, 2000: Al: This blind date you want to set me up with, what's she like? Dana: Well, she has a great personality-- Al: No dice! I only date popular women with attitude problems! Dana: So, you date women based only on their looks? Al: Not "only," just "primarily!" I'm picky. Dana: Perhaps unpopular people with attitude problems should take the hint and be less picky! February 11, 2000: Dana: So you won't go on a blind date? Al: A blind first-date on Valentine's Day? I don't think so! Dana: Why not? Al: It's trap city! Am I desperate? Is she desperate? No, a blind date on this holiday is an extraordinarily bad idea. Dana: This holiday? So, would you go out with her on, say, President's Day? Al: Well, that's hardly romantic now, is it?