Last update March 10, 2000
Will Rockwood
Vote Will Rockwood for President
 
Super Tuesday
 

   Monday, March 6
Rockwood for President: He's unsafe at any speed...

   Wednesday, March 8
It's a long, dry road to November...

   Friday, March 10
She really sucks down that food...

     
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March 6, 2000: Al: Will, we need to work on your poll numbers. You're behind in California. Will: Behind who? Al: Uhh...everyone. Will: Gore? Al: Yes. Will: Bush? Al: Yes. Will: Bradley? Al: Yes. Will: McCain? Al: Yes. Will: Even Ralph Nader? Al: Well, yes, but that's an easy fix. Hey! Would you vote for this guy? Skater: Sure, dude. Why not? Al: Okay, that's one... now you're ahead of Nader. March 8, 2000: TV: With "Super Tuesday" behind us, the presidential race has narrowed to Gore versus Bush. TV: We polled a focus group to test their reaction to a Bush-Gore race. TV: "ZZZZZZ" they said. Al: See? This is our opening! March 10, 2000: Al: Gore campaign? I've got the inside dirt on Will Rockwood! Will: Al! You're selling me out? Al: No, I'm tricking Gore into giving you some free press! Will: But it's bad press! Al: Will, any publicity is good publicity. Will: How can you justify a statement like that? Al: Monica is spokeswoman for "Weight Watchers." Will: Tell them my unregistered handguns don't have trigger locks!