Last update July 14, 2000
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| July 10, 2000: Al: Will, convention time is approaching, so we need to think up some nice, safe platform positions! Let's start with a toughie: abortion! Will: I've chosen never to have one. Al: Doesn't get much safer than that! Check! Will: That's one 'third rail' untouched. Give me another! July 12, 2000: Al: Okay, Will. Here's another tough platform issue: T.V. violence. Will: Easy! Anyone who thinks that real violence is caused by a cartoon coyote falling off a cliff, or by showing Elmer shooting Daffy, will officially be declared a moron, be voted onto the "Survivor" island, and hopefully be beaten silly on national T.V. by that Navy S.E.A.L. and that truck driver! Al: Anything else? Will: Then we'll drop this anvil on 'em! July 14, 2000: Al: Will, your plarform needs a plank on how you'll save Social Security. Will: Save it? How does it work now? Al: Basically, new workers pay in money now that goes directly to old workers, and by the time these new workers are old, there will be another set of new workers ready to take their place! Will: That's Social Security? I thought that was "Amway!" Al: Hold on! I'll double check. | ||||||
