Last update August 18, 2000
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   Monday, August 14
Or, they inspired to me take some Vivarin ...

   Wednesday, August 16
It's the Grand Slam of politics...

   Wednesday, August 18
We'll see some real back-biting at the Rattana convention...

     
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August 14, 2000: TV: Picking Dick Cheney was an inspired choice by George W. Bush. Al Gore has inspired millions by choosing Joseph Lieberman. Will: How do they define "inspired?" Al: Those two inspired me to take a nap. August 16, 2000: Al: This is shameless! The Democrats' convention is just as scripted as the Republicans' convention was! In our convention, voices of dissent won't be buried under corporate money! In our convention, we'll have the open debate of ideas! In our convention, we'll bring democracy back to ALL Americans! Will: We're having a convention? Al: Well, it's only you and me, so it's more like a lunch. Denny's ok? August 18, 2000: Al: Thank God the conventions are finally over! What a bunch of garbage! Now maybe we can get down to next week's voting! Will: Next week? Voting is in November! Al: No, no, no... the "Survivor" finale. I've got money on the Navy S.E.A.L.