Last update September 8, 2000
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| September 4, 2000: Al: Will, you should pick a vice presidential candidate that either doesn't overshadow you or will add missing demographics to your ticket. You might even want to think about nominating a woman or an ethnic minority. Will (excited): Could Toni Braxton be my running mate? Al: I don't think you're man enough for her. Will: Are you sure? We'd better double check! September 6, 2000: Deep Blue: Bow down, humans, and acknowledge my superior vice-presidential skills! Al: A computer for veep? I don't think so. Deep Blue: Why not? I can legitimately claim to have invented the internet, I've never dodged the draft, I have a clearly superior intelligence... ...plus, I have more charisma than Bush and Gore combined! Will: He's got a point there! September 8, 2000: Ross Perot: I hear someone 'round here is lookkin' for a running mate! Well, here's your answer! Will: Ross Perot? Ross Perot (holding a pie graph that shows sections allotted to NAFTA, GATT, and Christina Aguilera): That's right! I've been stewing in the political background for four years and now I've got even better charts and graphs to back up my whacko positions! Will: This helps me how? Ross Perot: Charts and graphs, boy! Ain't you listenin'? I swear, candidates these days are dumber than a box of square pegs in a round hole factory! | ||||||
