Last update September 15, 2000
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Veep Madness!
 

   Monday, September 11
It's the Cheney principle...


   Wednesday, September 13
We get the government we deserve, dude...


   Friday, September 15
I hear Geraldine Ferraro is still available...


     

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September 11, 2000: Al: Will, I've looked and looked but I just can't find anyone who matches the stringent requirements we set up for your vice-presidential choice! (Al whistles nonchalantly) Will: I'm not picking you. Al: Oh, c'mon!! I bought a tie and everything! September 13, 2000: Al: Will, your veep candidate needs to be confident, self-made, politically astute, and savvy to the media. I only know one person who qualifies, and you're not going to like it. Will: Le me see... NO!! Skip: You rang, dude? September 15, 2000: Will: I can't believe I'm going to risk putting Skip on the ticket as my running mate. Dana: You don't have to. You could always nominate a woman! Will: Are you saying you'd run on my ticket? Dana: And tie that anchor around my ankle? Do I look stupid to you?