Last update August 25, 2000
Will Rockwood
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Political Survivor
 

   Monday, August 21
Who gets voted off the country?...

   Tuesday, August 22
Now he knows how those forests in Montana feel...

   Wednesday, August 23
At least he didn't spend eight years in med school devising that plan...

   Thursday, August 24
C'mon, taunt him again...

   Friday, August 25
That's worth a million bucks...

     
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August 21, 2000: Jeff Probst: These five people are playing for the presidency all this week on "Political Survivor." Will, the Toon Tribe... Will: I'm going all the way! Jeff Probst: Al, the Democrat Tribe... Al Gore: I invented survival techniques! Jeff Probst: Ralph, the Green Tribe... Ralph Nader: Finally! Life without this burdensome "technology." Jeff Probst: George, the Republican Tribe... George W. Bush: Uh... what? Jeff Probst: And Bill, the Lame Duck Tribe. Bill Clinton: A week on a tropical island? Yee-haa!! Shorts are comin' off! August 22, 2000: Political Survivor: Day 2. Will: When we told Ralph that Al was a bit wooden, we didn't think he'd take it so literally... Ralph Nader: I chopped up Al and used him for firewood! Will: What?! Bill Clinton: So, that's one down, three to go? Will: Doesn't anyone else see this as wrong? Bill Clinton: Of course! I would have used him for bait! August 23, 2000: Political Survivor: Day 3. George W. Bush: I'm using my alphabetical voting strategy, and since Bill got immunity, I have to vote for... for... uh... me, I guess. But I'm sure I won't be the deciding vote! Ralph Nader: Moron. Then there were three... August 24, 2000: Political Survivor: Day 4. Bill Clinton: The last person with their hand on the pole gets immunity! Heh! I'm just gonna stand here and taunt both of you! (Ralph Nader slugs Bill Clinton) Will: I win! You took your hand off of the pole! Ralph Nader: It was worth it! August 25, 2000: Political Survivor: Day 5. Jeff Probst: This is it, only two of you left. Now you have to make a case on why you should be the winner! Will: You know, I'd vote for you myself if you'd just put on some @#$%& pants! Bill Clinton: All I have is a towel! Will: Close enough. Let's go get a pizza.