Monday, June 29, 2026

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

June 29, 2026: Skip: (sipping on coffee in the Trillionaire's Lounge). Elon Musk: Hello. Skip: (spits out his coffee). Skip: (points angrily). Will: I don't know what to tell you. He qualifies. June 30, 2026: Will: You're upset Elon Musk is a trillionaire? Skip: It's like he stole my identity. Trillioinaire? Check! In space? Check! Prone to saying outrageous things? Check! Will: You could try not saying outrageous things. Skip: Dude, do you not understand the best part of being a trillionaire? July 1, 2026: Will: The stock market is down, so officially, Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire. Skip: I knew it wouldn't last! Ha! I'm back on top, baby! Number one! Will: Annnnnd... it just went up. Now he's a trillionaire again. Skip: AAAAA!!