February 18, 2019: Amazon: I'd like to buy space for 25,000 employees, please. New York: Okay. That'll be 30 billion dollars. Amazon: I have a 3 billion dollar off couplon. New York: Gret! Your new total is 27 billion dollars. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Stop! This guy has plenty of money! He doesn't need a coupon! New York: Ma'am, coupons are for anyone to- AOC: Your coupon is an immoral burden to the workers! Amazon: You know what? I'm just gonna shop somwhere else. AOC: Yeah?! Good riddance, pig! New York: What did you just do?! AOC: I just saved you from being exploited! New York: From the nice man who wanted to give us billions of dollars? AOC: Just think of all the things we can buy with this coupon! New York: What is wrong with you?!
April 1, 2019: Google: Starting now, we'll no longer track any of your data, and we're going to make your privacy our number one goal. Snicker. Al: Mmm-hmm. Google: April Fools! Al: This is my shocked face.