August 1, 2011: Mitch: Here, Al. Have a card! Al: They make greeting cards for Shark Week? Mitch: Yep. Here's one "from the dog."
August 3, 2011: MTV: I used to be a big deal when I was young. People hung on my every word. All the cool people loved me! MTV: So why all the hate now? Sure I've changed since then, but who doesn't as they mature? Just because I'm 30 now doesn't mean I can't still be cool, right? What do you think? Kepler: You suck. MTV: I mean, I'm your go-to source for shows about pregnant teens and slutty New Jerseyans! Who really likes music, anyway?
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