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March 28, 2005: KHAN: It is now spring on Earth, pathetic human. Will: I know, but that doesn't really matter to us up here, does it? KHAN: Don't be so sure. Will: Ah-choo! Allergies? KHAN: I took the liberty of filling the air recirculator with springtime pollen. You're welcome! March 30, 2005: Will: KHAN, how can you allow pollen into the air system? I thought your programming wouldn't let you hurt humans. KHAN: It won't, but technically a case of the sniffles doesn't really hurt you, it's just annoying. I found a loophole! Will: An annoying loophole... great. KHAN: That's not all! I can annoy you in other ways. Listen! (starts singing) Mmm bop! Bop bop mmm bop... April 1, 2005: Dana: You sound better. Will: Yeah, I got HKAH to stop pumping pollen into the air, so my allergies went away. Dana: How'd you stop him? Will: I had Kepler infect him with a looping computer virus that made him lose focus... Hamster Dance: (singing) Dot-da-dee da-doo-duh-doo-doo dee-dah-doo-doo-dum... KHAN: @#$% Hamster Dance! How do you make it stop?!!