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Monday, June 5, 2006
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June 5, 2006: Kepler: Wind and solar are unrliable, nuclear has dangerous waste, and matter/Anti-matter is too unstable for a major power source. But I think I've found a stable alternative. Voila! The Bush/Anti-Bush powerplant! Energy from the president! Will: Anti-Bush is stable? Kepler: As long as it's not taken directly from Howard Dean!
June 7, 2006: Will: Where do you get raw material for your Bush/Anti-Bush reactor? Kepler: For Bush, I just use old hair clippings. For Anti-Bush, I take the evening news and filter out any actual information. Everything left over is high-grade anti-Bush. Will: Couldn't you get purer anti-Bush at the "Democratic Underground" or "Daily Kos?" Kepler: Whoa! I'm not using any weapons-grade material here!
June 9, 2006: Kepler: So what do you think of my Bush/Anti-Bush reactor, will? Will: Well, it seems fine, but it's not really a long-term energy solution, is it? I mean, Bush is only in office for two more years. Kepler: Way ahead of you. The Hillary/Anti-Hillary generator! Powered by talk radio.
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