October 21, 2009: Balloon Boy: Daddy told me to hide in the attic! Al: Yes, Balloon Boy, we know all about the hoax. Balloon Boy: Daddy wants to get on TV again! Al: Because one exploitative reality show wasn't enough? Balloon Boy: Daddy talks to aliens through his toothbrush! Al: Soon he'll talk to lawyers through bars!
October 23, 2009: Skip: I'm going to give Balloon Boy's dad his own show. Dana: You're going to reward that kind of behavior? Skip: No, I'll get him to take a small contract in exchange for the exposure he'll get, then after I've made millions in ads, I'll cancel the show. Dana: I see. You're going to exploit that kind of behavior. Skip: Now you're talking, Babe!