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Monday, January 21, 2002
He's doing it all for the nookie...

Wednesday, January 23, 2002
How can you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?...

Friday, January 25, 2002
And don't spend it on long-distance services...

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January 21, 2002: Mitch: What's with the racket? Al: "Limp Bizkit" is holding nationwide tryouts to find a new guitarist. Mitch: What do you know about being a rock guitarist? Al: Three chords and the truth, man. That's all you need. Mitch: Don't you need big hair? Al: It's Limp Bizkit. I might not even need as many as three chords. January 23, 2002: Will: How much did you spend on your black leather jacket? Al: Hey, if I'm trying out for "Limp Bizkit," I need to look like a rock star. Will: Al, ou have no musical talent! Al: Neither did "The Ramones," but they're inexplicably loved. Excuese me, but I have to work on my rock star patter. Will: Rock star pat--? Al (yelling): Wooooo! Are you all ready to rock 'n' roll?! January 25, 2002: Will: So "Limp Bizkit" shot you down, eh? Al: Yeah, but people get shot down all the time! Look at Mariah Carey... she just got fired! Will: Her label paid $28 million to buy out her contract. I don't know if that really counts as "fired." Al: $28 million?! Why doesn't anyone ever offer to buy me out? Will: Here's a buck. Get lost.