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Monday, June 11, 2001
It's your destiny...

Wednesday, June 13, 2001
She keeps saying no no no no no, when it should be yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...

Friday, June 15, 2001
They just have no sense of humor about the whole thing...

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June 11, 2001: Al: June, 2001: Mark it down on your calendar, Will, for future generations will not it as the time the entire music industry was turned upside-down by one pop supergroup! Yes, "Achy Breaky Heart" and "The Macarena" are mere B-sides on society's record compared to what's about to be unleashed on the world with just a single word. Observe... Mitch: Was that movie good? Al: Good? Why, it was "bootylicious!" June 13, 2001: Dana: You're using a Destiny's Child song as a catchphrase? Mitch: Yes, because we need a change! Cool...hip...phat...theyre all overused! Meaningless! It's time for something new, and that Houston trio has given us such a great word, I just think it needs to be promoted! Dana: Plus, you're hoping Beyonce will fly up here to thank you personally? Mitch: Well, that would be a bootylicious perk! June 15, 2001: Will: So Mitch, how goes the campaign? Mitch (holding a sign that says "It's not just 'good' it's 'bootylicious'"): Kinda slow. No one seems to be reading the sign. Will (looks around): Maybe you need to leave your room. Mitch: The cops said they'd arrest me if I wore a "bootylicious" sign in public.