January 7, 2004: Dana: What are you thinking about? Al: I'm thinking two days with Britney would be worth an annulment! Dana: For Pete's sake... Al: And I'm thinking that Christina Aguilera would probably be worth one, too...
January 9, 2004: Mitch: This is a reality show about who wants to be like Donal Trump. Al: Boring! Mitch: Now a show about who wants to punch Donald Trump... Al: Pay-per-view, baby! Cha-ching!
