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Monday, March 6, 2006
After all, no one cared enough to see any of the movies...


Wednesday, March 8, 2006
It's one of his biggest fans...


Friday, March 10, 2006
We'll find out about 4 p.m. EST...


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March 6, 2006: Mitch: So I was watching the Oscars last night, and "Brokeback Mountain" lost best picture to "Crash." Al: Wow. Mitch: I know. Can you believe it? Al: I can't even believe someone cared enought to watch the Oscars. Mitch: Well, actually, I just saw the results on the web, but still... March 8, 2006: Kepler: Look! Look! I've found the proof! Mitch: What is it, Kepler? What do you see? Kepler: It's the one person who actually watched all of the Academy Awards! Mitch: That's a guy asleep on his couch. Kepler: Exatcly! Proof that he watched the Academy's tribute to Robert Altman! March 10, 2006: Kepler: I've hacked into NASA so I can get their Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter to take a few pictures of Mars for me before it burns its engines for orbit insertion today. Will: Kinda risky, isn't it? NASA's had lots of problems with Mars probes lately and your record with them isn't exactly squeaky clean, either. Kepler: Psh!! What are the oddss of that happening again?! Will: Right I'll forward all of NASA's calls to you.