August 7, 2006: Communist: We are here to demonstrate to the world El Presidente's strength and excellent health! Mitch: Uh... okay. Communist: As you can see, Comrade Fidel has never been fitter! He's the model of physical perfection! Mitch (suspiciously): Heyyy.... what's going on here? (two communists holding up Castro's lifeless body) Weekend At Castro's. He may be dead, but he's the life of the communist party! August 9, 2006: Weekend At Castro's. Communist: Comrade Castro's excellent health has made him very thirsty! One worker's revolutionary beer! (pouring beer over Castro's face) Ahhh... Comrade Castro is truly enjoying his beverage, just as any living president-for-life would do! Al: Is this what they mean by "puppet dictator?" Communist (holding up Castro's hands to fight): Are you looking for trouble, American pig? Don't make Castro take you outside! August 11, 2006: Weekend At Castro's Communist: Comrade Castro loves to be the life of the party! Comrade Castro loves to dance! Comrade-- (Castro crashes lifelessly to ground) Uh... Comrade Castro loves to limbo! Woooo!!