February 28, 2011: Charlie Sheen: My body runs on tiger blood! My favorite drug is Charlie Sheen! I'm a total frickin' rock star from Mars!! Will: Wow. That's weird. Martin Sheen as Captain Willard: Charlie Sheen has obviously gone insane. My mission is to infiltrate his callgirl compound and terminate his TV career. Will: Okay... that's weirder. Mitch: How does he talk in voiceover like that without moving his lips?
March 2, 2011: Martin Sheen as Captain Willard: Everything I saw told me that Charlie Sheen had gone insane. It smelled like slow death in there. Well... slow death, hookers, and blow. Charlie Sheen: Are you an assassin? Martin Sheen: I'm a soldier. Charlie Sheen: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by CBS to collect my Adonis DNA. Martin Sheen: Yep. Insane it was. Charlie Sheen: I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain!
March 4, 2011: Martin Sheen as Captain Willard: He was up there, waiting for me to take the pain away. Charlie Sheen: I'm tired of pretending I'm not special! Martin Sheen: He just wanted to go out like a star, not like some wasted renegade. Charlie Sheen: I'm addicted to winning! Dying's for amateurs! Martin Sheen: CBS says, You're fired. With his show gone, he knew he only had one thing left... Charlie Sheen: The whores... the whores...