February 8, 2010: Dana: Al, Valentine's Day is this week! Al: And I'm ready! Check out my big stack of chick flick DVDs! Dana: Why do you--? Al: I'm going to watch all of these, then write a book on how all rom-coms share one plot! Dana: That's the stupidest-- Al: Scene one: Female accuses male of idiocy. Soon her hate will turn to love!
February 10, 2010: Dana: How's your chick flick marathon going? Al: Weird. How does anyone survive in this world? Nobody has a real job. They're all party planners, or magazine editors, or fashion consultants... the women's roles are all so unbelievable! Dana: As opposed to action movies, where they're all strippers with hearts of gold. Al: You leave Michael Bay out of this.
February 12, 2010: Mitch: What's the watch for? Al: I'm still on my chick flick marathon and in every chick flick there's a moment where a conflict could be easily resolved if the characters would just talk to each other, but instead, a misunderstanding leads to a breakup. Chick on TV: Why?! Al: There it is! You can set your watch by it!