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Monday, May 13, 2002
The farce is strong in this one...

Wednesday, May 15, 2002
This is not the joke you're looking for...

Friday, May 17, 2002
Two stars? C'mon!

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May 13, 2002: Two Star Wars geeks: Only three more days until "Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones!" Al: What if it isn't any better than "Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace?" Star Wars Geek Number One: Blasphemer! Star Wars Geek Number Two: Rebel Scum! Al: They're just afraid I might be right. Mitch: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering! May 15, 2002: Ticket taker: That'll be eight dollars, sir. Al: You don't need to see my money! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ticket taker: Uh... heh... good one, sir. Here you go. Mitch: You don't need to see my money! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ticket taker: sigh. 300 seats to go... May 17, 2002: (everyone exiting the theater containing "Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones": Al: Wow. Will: Wow. Mitch: Wow! Kepler: Wow! Mitch: What was Ebert's problem with that? Kepler: Who knows? He probably just got a hold of some bad Raisinettes or something.