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Monday, April 21, 2003
Ethics, shmethics...

Wednesday, April 23, 2003
It's just a flesh wound...

Friday, April 25, 2003
Perhaps you think our reporters are being treated unfairly?

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April 21, 2003: Eason Jordan: Hi! I'm CNN Chief News Executive Eason Jordan! Now that Gulf War II is over, I thought I'd bring my informants up here for a little R and R! Will: Uh... are these the same informants you sold out so you wouldn't lose your Iraqi insider access? Eason Jordan: The very same! Abdul! Your room? Torture or non-torture? Abdul: Non-torture, please. April 23, 2003: Tortured Iraqi: If CNN had said something about my torture, Iraq would have kicked them out and they wouldn't have had the inside scoop on official Iraqi positions! Al: So, they let it go on to get the bigger scandal. Tortured Iraqi: Exactly! Al: And... what was the bigger scandal? Tortured Iraqi: Allegedly, Saddam tortured innocent civilians! April 25, 2003: Will: You're telling me that CNN has been lying to us about Iraq for 12 years? Eason Jordan: That's about the size of it! Will: So why should we anyone trust anything CNN says again? Eason Jordan: Uh... James Earl Jones is still the voice in our ads! Will: I'm supposed to trust Darth Vader?