November 12, 2012: Will: Do you plan on just sitting around all day doing nothing? Al: I'm taking the day off because yesterday was Veterans Day. Will: Uh-huh. And what's your excuse for not doing anything for the last two months? Al: I'm a lazy cartoonist? Will: Hey! You're not lazy, you're just really busy with other stuff!
November 14, 2012: Al: So, General Petraeus, Elmo, and General Allen walk into a bar... Dana: Stop! Why does our culture feel the need to destroy everyone as quickly as possible? Al: You're right. It's too soon. So, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, and Anthony Weiner walk into a bar... Dana: Grrrr...
November 16, 2012: Will: Why so glum, Kepler? Kepler: I just got back from Disneyland. Will: But that's the happiest place on Earth! Kepler: It was before they bought Lucasfilm. Ewoks singing on It's A Small World Ride: It's a small world after all chub chub!