August 23, 2010: Brett Favre: I'm back again. But just for one more year. Then, retirement. Mitch: Really. Brett Favre: Yes, really. Absolutely, positively, 100 percent... I'm retiring. Probably. Mitch: There it is.
August 25, 2010: Will: Whatcha doing? Mitch: Playing Farmville. Will: What?! Mitch! Mitch: Ha! I'm kidding! I'm far more productive than that. I'm reorganizing my desktop icons. Will: Carry on.
August 27, 2010: Dana: Looks like Blockbuster Video might be going out of business. Al: Yes! I win! Dana: What?! Al: They've been hounding me for years about the five dollars in late fees I owe them, but now I've outlasted them! Dana: Yes, I'm sure your holdout made all the difference. Al: I shouldn't have had to pay for Blair Witch, anyway. Boring!