March 26, 2007: Al: Look at my bracket. It's destroyed! The sweet sixteen killed me! Will: I picked all top seeds. I had seven of the elite eight right and two teams in the final four. Al: You sicken me. Will: You can make your tournament checks out to "Will." Two "L"s. March 28, 2007: Mitch: Ninety-five percent of people in this online poll believe the autopsy report that Anna Nicole Smith died from a drug overdose. Al: What about the other five percent? Mitch: They're Rosie O'Donnell fans. Rosie O'Donnell on TV: Anna Nicole was killed by the same people who faked the moon landings! March 30, 2007: Mitch: The post office has created a new "forever stamp." you pay regular price now and it'll never expire. Kepler: Uh-huh... hold on... Computer: *click* All bills paid, instantly. *click* All messages sent, instantly. Kepler: So, what are these "stamps?" Mitch: They're tiny art. Some people collect them.