October 30, 2006: TV: With just a month left in hurricane season, not a single major U.S. city has been destroyed. In fact, no hurricanes have hit the U.S. this year. Mitch: Gasp! You know what this means? Al: All of that bottled water I bought is useless? Mitch: Clearly it's global cooling! November 1, 2006: Mitch: Kepler! I think a lack of hurricanes this year shows proof of "global cooling!" Kepler: Mitch, even though most would say it's idiotic to say that just one year indicates a pattern, I'm going to throw all of my credibility behind that notion. Mithc: Okay. Great. So what do we do now? Kepler: First, start a panic. Second, apply for a government grant. November 3, 2006: Mitch: Global cooling is a fact, Will! Kepler: The average termperature is down almost 20 degrees int eh past three months alone! Will: You realize you're both insane. Mitch: You doubt us?! You're a global cooling denier! Will: What are you doing? Kepler: I'm adding your name to the blacklist.