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Monday, March 1, 2010
The feeling is mutual...

Wednesday, March 3, 2010
If you had two million dollars you could afford a tattoo removal service...

Friday, March 5, 2010
Anything else winning is a joke...

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March 1, 2010: Al: Hey! Why did you turn off the Olympics? Mitch: I didn't touch anything! Al: I was enjoying the giant inflatable beavers and now we're watching "The Marriage Ref!" Mitch: It's NBC! They changed it! Not me! Al: Why would they do this to us? Mitch: Maybe they secretly hate us all! March 3, 2010: Al: Topeka, Kansas is renaming itself "Google" so Google will test their new high-speed internet system there. We should rename ourselves! Skip: Great idea, Dude! I'll give you a million bucks if you rename yourself "Skip." Al: You will?! Awesome! I-- wait... you're messing with me, aren't you? Skip: I'll double it if you tattoo "Skip" on your forehead! March 5, 2010: Dana: Are you going to watch the Oscars this weekend, Al? Al: Hmmm... what are the odds of "Up" winning best picture? Dana: Realistically? Probably zero. Al: Realistically, that's the same probability of me watching the Oscars.