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June 20, 2011: Al: Aaa! Zombies! Hugh Hefner: Relax! It's just me, Hugh Hefner. I'm just taking some time off until I can figure out why my 24-year-old fiancee called off our wedding with one day to go. Al: Have you looked in a mirror lately? Hugh Hefner: It's the smoking jacket, isn't it?
June 22, 2011: Hugh Hefner: I still can't figure how I, Hugh Hefner, could get stood up at the altar. Will: This story says you were sleeping with another playmate while you were engaged. Hugh Hefner: Yeah. And? Will: That's usually a dealbreaker. Hugh Hefner: None of my other twenty girlfriends complained.
June 24, 2011: Dana: So what's next, Hef? You gonna cruise the high schools for your next wife? Hugh Hefner: Nope. I'm going on TV! I've just signed a deal for a reality show to find my next wife. See? Dana: The Playboy Bachelor? Hugh Hefner: I start by dating 25 women, and I whittle it down to three girlfriends! And then I never propose.
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