July 30, 2007: Al's High School Reunion. Virgil Squiggol: You're Al Vanguard, right? I'm Virgil Squiggol. You probably thought I was a big geek in high school. So... Al: So... Virgil Squiggol: Got big plans for "Shark Week?" Al: Moving on.
August 1, 2007: Al: I knew it. This is just like high school. Everyon's back in their little cliques. Mitch: That's only because those are the people they know. But I've been talking to everyone, and even the people who didn't socialize with me in high school are genuinely interested in knowing how I've been. It's pretty cool! Al: How am I supposed to keep hating these people if you keep insisting that they're nice? Mitch: Why, just tonight I've added seven friends on MySpace!
August 3, 2007: Al' High School Reunion. Guy: Al Vanguard. Even after all these years I still remember you. You sat in the back of all of our classes, acting surly and making snide remarks. I'll bet you haven't smiled once since then, have you? Al: Sure I have. Just now when I saw you'd gotten bald and fat.
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