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Monday, July 19, 2004
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Friday, July 23, 2004
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July 19, 2004: Will: What's up, KHAN? KHAN: I'm working out so I'll be ready for the upcoming human-robot wars! (KHAN stares at barbell, unable to pick it up without arms) Will: Are you working out how you're going to grow arms? KHAN: Laugh it up, meat sack! As soon as I figure that out, you're the first to go!
July 21, 2004: Mitch: You' know, KHAN, you could never attack humans becase that would violate the first robotic law. KHAN: Pathetic human! Since I started as a computer and then got wheels, I don't coulnt as a robot. Thus, I was never programmed with robotic laws! Mitch: Stupid loopholes. KHAN: I could hurt you through action or inaction!
July 23, 2004: Al: There's one thing I don't get about the upcoming human-robot wars. If you're superior, then we're not a threat. We could just be your pets or something. Why do people need to be eliminated from your robot Utopia? KHAN: Because you keep filling our inboxes with spam. Al: Well couldn't you just eliminate those guys?
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