December 14, 2009: Kepler: What is that? Jellied snot? Will: It's lutefisk. It's a traditional scandinavian Christmas food! Kepler: That didn't really answer my question. Will: It's codfish soaked in lye. Kepler: I don't know which sounds less appetizing. Will: You can't get H1N1 from lye-soaked cod!
December 16, 2009: Will: Mitch, would you like to try some lutefisk? (smell of lutefisk drifts across the room, but stops short of Mitch) Mitch: I'm at this end of the table for a reason.
December 18, 2009: Al: I've been Googling stuff on lutefisk and I might have discovered a way to keep it down. I found a web site that said they were able to stomach it by adding bacon. So here we go... Will: Well? Al: Great Odin's beard! It ruined bacon! Will: Try adding more butter!