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         Updated on December 21, 2004
   
December 14, 2004

I should have sent this last week, but Monday's strip ticked me off. You obviously have no consideration for the game us northern climate types take as the Holy Grail of winter. Just for this I will never read your comic again.

--Leif, Hockey Fan Forever

P.S. Sarcasm is definitely implied here. Since I am an American working Canada, I have unique perspective on this. One such example are commercials. Molsons Canadian has been running ads (click on "Ten Good Ads") that mock the lock-out with crying fans.


 

   
   
We have no consideration, Leif? Molsons just associated hockey with Boy George! Which is the bigger insult?

But seriously, fans of the Rockwood Olympic Watch know how we feel about hockey in general, and Canadian hockey specifically. In fact, in 2002, Team Rockwood saw both the Canadian men's (scroll down to "Men's Ice Hockey") and women's (scroll to "Women's Gold Medal Hockey) Olympic hockey teams. To be fair, though, we were only rooting for one of the two.
 

   
   
December 20, 2004

Shameless commercial promotion will get you... more sales... And it was even funny.

--James M.
 

   
   
But yet, as amusing as it was, there are still millions of people out there who haven't bought one, James. Ahem. JAMES.

Oh, don't the rest of you go and laugh, we know who you are, too! And we know you're passing up on a great deal if you don't order the 2005 Rockwood Calendar today!

Compare for yourself to see which is the better deal. You can either get a 2005 Rockwood Calendar autographed by the author for just $16 including shipping, or you could get the cold, plastic Garfield 2005 Calendar Mouse Pad, a $12.95 rip-off, unsigned, and with a $5.95 shipping fee tacked on. We think the answer is obvious.

Besides, we need the money a lot worse than Jim Davis does.
 

   
     
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