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         Updated on January 11, 2005
   
January 5, 2005

I just wanted to say that my last name is Rockwood and one thing that is funny: my dad's name is Wilbur and people call him Will Rockwood.

--Bobbi
 

   
   
Yes, but does he have a giant spike of yellow hair?
 
   
   
January 5, 2005

Not to rub it in...but man did the Sooners get their assests kicked!!!!

--Trojan Fan Forever
 

   
   
They certainly did, Trojan Fan. And yet, as wrong as we were in our pre-game prediction, at least we're not so stupid as three people who think Auburn is number one. Did they even watch the game?
 
   
   
January 5, 2005

...ouch. To quote Luke Skywalker, "Your overconfidence is your weakness."

--Syn
 

   
   
Hmm...perhaps, in retrospect, we should have said that we had a bad feeling about this.


 

   
   
January 5, 2005

So, is 55-19 the buttkicking you went to Florida for? Who got hammered worse, do you think...Oklahoma or Ashlee Simpson? Your thoughts?

--Bad Panda
 

   
   
Sitting among thousands of Sooner fans, the Orange Bowl was a depressing place by halftime, even for the normally upbeat Team Rockwood. However, our day was made when 60,000 plus fans (yes, we know that Pro Player Stadium holds over 70,000, but trust us, there weren't that many left by halftime) booed Ashlee Simpson's "singing". Even better, after booing for about 10 seconds, everyone started laughing about how everyone else was booing! Ashlee's voice is suitable accompaniment for scratching chalkboards with fingernails. Awful, awful, awful.

As for who got hammered worse, let's put it this way: Oklahoma will actually play in stadiums again.
 

   
   
January 5, 2005

So, uh, how was the Orange Bowl? The halftime show?

(And let me say, the Sooners were not the real losers at that game.)

--Elizbaeth
 

   
   
How was it? Awful! Terrible! Why, to mask our sorrows we had to retreat back to the confines of our dreary hotel!

Actually, much like last year's trip to New Orleans, everything was great except the game. Three days on the beach will do that for you.

And even though we do have to admit that the Sooners were losers at that game, we don't think they were the biggest losers. The biggest losers are the people who just five years ago would have been thrilled with an Independence Bowl victory, but now are angry because their team hasn't won all three of the national championship games they've played in in the past five seasons. As travelers to three BCS-level bowls in three consecutive years, we think the members of Team Rockwood qualify as pretty hard-core football fans, but even they know that it's just a game. There are some people out there who reallllly need to take a step back and smell the roses.

Wait...roses?! Look for OU in the Rose Bowl in 2006, baby! National Championship, here we come!! Woooooo!!
 

   
     
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