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         Updated on February 1, 2005
   
January 25, 2005

Well, I'm writing this early in the a.m. on Tuesday the 25th, so it may miss out on this weeks mail, but the question will still be relevant next week:

Who does the crew want to win the Super Bowl?

If the Lions aren't in it (stop laughing!), I usually go for the team with the most U of Michigan players. This year is a tie, so I guess I'll root for good commercials (caution: sound!)...

--Greg
 

   
   
Well, Greg, out of respect to both Eagles and Patriots fans, we're going to keep our collective mouths shut as neither our college nor NFL predictions seem to have panned out recently. This is obviously not our year.

However, we will make some predictions. We predict that halftime performer Paul McCartney will remain fully clothed, we predict that no one will actually be watching at halftime anyway, and we predict that everyone would be much happier with the halftime entertainment if the NFL went completely old scholl ala Super Bowl II and brought back the Grambling State University Band.
 

   
   
January 25, 2005

Ok, question? I understand you being misunderstood by Norwegians (scroll to second letter), simply by being one (we're a crazy sort). That fiasco you'll have to take up with some ancestors on the paternal side. But what did W do to upset the tall and blond of our nation?

--squeek
 

   
   
Apparently, the Norwegians thought that W's salute to the Texas band was a sign of the devil. Obviously, this is crazy talk. If the Texas Longhorns really did have a deal with the devil, surely part of that deal would include the ability to beat Oklahoma.


 

   
   
January 26, 2005

Re: Charlie & the Chocolate Factory -- good book, and a decent rendition (Willy Wonka) in 1971 by Gene Wilder. Yes, I did like the 1st movie. 34 years later, with a very "dark" remake coming, and I am dismayed.

Who conned Depp into doing this? He's like Kilmer, always doing weird movies, but what I've seen on the trailers is truly horrid. He comes across as a Michael Jackson-like pedophile (is that redundant?), in both mannerisms, makeup and costume. No way our family is handing over any $$ for that.

AtAT is back today, so no plot suggestions, lol

--Steve D.
 

   
   
Steve, here Team Rockwood agrees with John Huston, who wondered why Hollywood keeps remaking good movies when they should be remaking the bad ones. We vote for someone take a shot at Capricorn One!
 
   
   
January 26, 2005

I'll bet dictionary.com got a lot of hits today.

--mom
 

   
   
Remember kids: reading the dictionary makes you smart!
 
   
     
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