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Updated on March 8, 2005
		March 1, 2005 Okay, so masses of Canucks are without their annual season of NHL, eh? Anyone really thought this situation through? Where will all that pent up aggression go, eh? Won't Canucks start beating on tourists at random and in general stop being so nice, eh? Add to the anger issues there's no reason to stay in and watch TV without hockey, what's to stop them from taking over the world, eh? --Mikki
		Canadians attack? Psh! It'll never happen, Mikki. Even Michael Moore favors fighting the Canadians, so we doubt they'd get very far. Besides, Canada doesn't even want to use the U.S. military for free, so we don't think they're going to be all crazy about starting up some kind of global conquest. But who knows, after a few more months of high-stakes curling, maybe even our gentle neighbors to the north will crack.
		March 4, 2005 Antibiotics?!? Skip is delusional if he thinks simple antibiotics alone would kill any infection she gave him. I'm sure she is a carrier of multiple strains that have strong antibiotic resistance. However, perhaps a nanotechnology version of the Predator is in order. Hey!! He could make up the losses in a new movie: "Paris vs. Predator" filmed entirely on location in his bloodstream. If Dr. Dana got involved with Skip, there's your sequel!! How could Skip refuse THAT? --Bad Panda
		How could Skip refuse another Alien movie combined with another Predator movie, starring the questionably-talented Paris Hilton? Let us hope the answer is "by any means possible."
		March 7, 2005 I'm pretty sure you meant "averse," right? "Adverse" doesn't make sense in that context. --Ryan, The Grammar Police
		Who are these "Grammar Police" to question the word selection of a trillionaire? That being said, Team Rockwood abhors grammatical mistakes, so it's been fixed. That, and we looked up abhor just to make sure we were using that correctly, too.
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