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         Updated on August 23, 2005
   
August 22, 2005,

Oh golly. A Dodgeball reference two weeks ago and an SNL reference today?! Rockwood just keeps getting better and better.

--Drew
 

   
   
We specialize in obscure references, Drew. Our dream is to someday make jokes about references so obscure that people will laugh just because they think they should be laughing, not because the jokes are actually funny. Oh... wait... that's been done. Never mind.
 
   
   
August 22, 2005,

Just to set the record straight, I don't think Al and Mitch would really get big by taking steroids. Even lots and lots of them. You see, it's an urban myth that just taking steroids will make you big. You also have to work out, and work out very, very hard, before the steroids will actually do anything (other than make you horny perhaps.) Al and Mitch are just too lazy to achieve any results even with steroids.

Yours truly,

--Wet Blanket
 

   
   
Well, maybe their remote-control thumbs would get all buff, Wet Blanket. Those certainly get a workout.

But seriously, isn't the "myth" here that someone could "accidentally" take steroids?
 

   
   
August 22, 2005,

Don't get Monday's joke. The Panda must be having an off day. Of course, I was on enough to be amused at the poster behind Al. Could the Team explain how it keeps changing like that?

--bad panda
 

   
   
It's obscure, Panda! Read all about it!

As for the posters, we suspect some kind of Smart Paper. That, or someone's just sneaking in there and changing it while nobody's looking.
 

   
     
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