Get ready to succeed, Scott,
because you've come to the right place! Here's what we
at Team Rockwood know about quilting sewing
machines:
...
Right! It's exactly the same
amount as you! Now you may wonder how that helps you in
your difficult situation. An excellent question. Let us
explain.
We're sure your first instinct
was to Google "quilting
sewing machines." Obviously, that doesn't help
because --as you've said-- what do you know about any of
these sewing machines? We don't know either, Scott! What
we DO know is that quilters don't need ONLY a sewing machine,
and this is your chance to shine!
Head on down to your local craft
store and look for the "sewing accessories" department.
Once you're there, buy some inexpensive (but not cheaply
made) quilting accessories. Look for something flowery
(this is a hunch on our part --there aren't a lot of goth
quilters). Take your purchase, wrap it up nicely, and
include a card with a note that says, "This card good
for one purchase of a quilting sewing machine." (Hint:
Make sure you set a price limit!)
Now, see what we did there?
Your wife gets:
1. A quilting sewing machine
2. Quilting accessories
3. The opportunity (and encouragement) to go shopping
You can't lose, Scott! You're
welcome!
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