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Consider it an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

 
January 25, 2011,

In the Jack LaLanne comic, isn't SHE their doctor? Also, I think LaLanne at 90 was in better shape than Al is now.

--Crabtree

Hmm... Crabtree eerily predicted our storyline for the rest of the week. Or DID he? Perhaps there's some kind of corporate espionage going on here!

But how out of shape is anyone compared to Jack LaLanne? Very! Try doing some fingertip push-ups at home. But don't call us when you need to go to the chiropractor.

 
January 31, 2011,

So, here I am going through my AOL pages, and there on page 4 is something famililar, why it looks like a "Bacon Explosion". I've seen those before, in the Rockwood Mailbag. Let's see, he has Michael Jackson as a fan, over 11 million hits on his wedding thriller dance, has been touting "Bacon Explosions" on his mailbag for months, what could be next?

--Jim Rockwood

What can we say, Jim? We're trendsetters here at Team Rockwood. From 2001's Bootylicious to 2011's Bacon Explosion, we've always got our finger on the pulse of America! Keep reading if you want to know what's going to happen. That, or contact Crabtree, because he apparently knows even before us!