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February 10, 2011,

I can't believe you didn't have Al and Mitch standing there holding tickets to the Super Bowl and being denied access. Knowing you, that would have been a classic strip.

Do you still have Calendars available?

--Steve

That would have been a good idea, Steve! Unfortunately, we were so busy watching the commercials during the Super Bowl that we didn't even hear about the seating controversy until it was too late. We ended up just making jokes about singers.

Calendars? You mean like the 2011 Rockwood Calendar? As a matter a fact, we do have a few left (less than 10, so hurry!) if you'd like to buy one, Steve. And now we've even lowered the price to $10, so you'll even get a bargain! Of course, we'll let anyone else buy them, too, so anyone reading this should rush on over to the Rockwood Store and pick up a copy today!

 
February 14, 2011,

Still doing field audio for NBC? Or are you a freelancer? And I really wish Jack Miller would raise his head and let us know about AtAT...

BTW, how much grief do you catch from the webcomic world as a (seemingly) political conservative?

--Mike McDonald (Pastor Mac)

Freelancing is the way to go in TV, Mike. Brian does a lot of video work in the Oklahoma City area, including some for a little basketball team you may have heard about.

We don't catch much grief for our political stances, though. People who are reaaallllly hard core on the other side won't like us, of course, but once they're gone, they're gone, so they won't complain too much. Generally, we take a "not evil, just wrong" stance toward the other side, and we think even those with opposing views can stand a humorous poke now and then wtihout deserting us.

Where is Jack Miller of As The Apple Turns fame? Finally, in 2011, we have the answer!

Well, okay... we really don't. We presume he still exists somewhere in the Boston area, perhaps making witty comments on random blogs using a catchy pseudonym. This thought has arisen with others before, only to be disproven. Since we sort of had a connection with him one or two or three times in the past, we're hoping that if he ever does resurface, he'd drop us a line.

YOU HEAR US, JACK?! DROP US A LINE! We figure he'll appreciate the subtlety.

 
February 14, 2011,

Er... I hate to be the one to break this to you, but the 2012 Super Bowl was canceled due to a rain of frog. It was just one frog, but it was REALLY big and wouldn't move. They tried pushing it, kicking it, dumping Gatorade on it, running into it repeatedly with the little ambulance/golfcart thingy, tempting it away with hotdogs, tempting it away with Budweiser (which just seemed to annoy it and caused several dozen lawsuits to be filed for "ethnic profiling"), and President Obama sent it a sternly worded letter demanding that the Republicans stop antagonizing it. Nothing worked. Finally, in desperation, they sent Justin Bieber out early to do his half-time act. At which point the frog ate him and everyone went home happy, so, I guess we all won? Except the frog, who is now in counseling.

--Crabtree

Oh no! This is horrible, horrible, news, Crabtree! Wait... maybe it isn't. Now our box full of "Bieber MVP" t-shirts is going to be worth a fortune!

 
February 15, 2011,

" Next Monday's strip will be late, but it will be on Monday." ... promises, promises... tsk!

--James

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, James? Our archive says indeed it was on Monday! Ahh... revisionist history! George Orwell was right! Down the memory hole! Enjoy it with some Victory Gin!