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June 21, 2011,

And what perverted Octogenarian wouldn't want to marry her?

--Jim Rockwood

Point well taken, Jim. (For those of you who don't get the joke, hover your mouse over last Monday's strip and you'll see the secret hidden message.) And apparently, the 20-something models are lining up to date Hef. Of course, maybe the reason Hugh has a Bunny queue is that they're all hoping to be the next Anna Nicole Smith and cash in on the Hefner Dead Pool. At age 85 he can only have so many indecent proposals left in him.

 
June 26, 2011,

So last week I bought a new house and going through boxes of old stuff I came across the following....

I got curious to see if my retirement plans had paid off, I googled for Brian Lundmark and I must say that I'm disappointed that I won't yet be able to ebay my calendar for 7 figures. Regardless, it's good to see you're still at it.

Now, would you hurry up and get famous? My retirement plan depends on you!

--Dave Hall

Brian DID get famous, Dave! The only problem was that the fame he got wasn't worth any money. But we're very impressed that you still have that calendar, and who knows? Maybe someday when newspapers start figuring out how to make money again, comic strips will make a rebound and your stash of 1993 calendars will supplement your 401(k). Write us from the Caymans when that happens. Thanks for writing!