May 9, 2012: Skip: Check it out, Dude. I bought The Scream. Will: What are you going to do with a $120 million painting? Skip: I figured I'd hang it in the bathroom. Will: That hardly seems apporpriate for a great work of art. Skip: Al's Bathroom. Will: Oh... after burrito night, that does seem appropriate.
May 11, 2012: Kepler: Researchers found a new Mayan calendar. It turns out the old theory was wrong. Mitch: So the world's not ending in 2012? Kepler: Nope. Mitch: Well, that's a relief! Kepler: 2012 is when the apes take over.
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