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Monday, March 4, 2002
Wednesday, March 6, 2002
Friday, March 8, 2002
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March 4, 2002: Mitch: John Madden quit Fox and now he's on Monday Night Football! Al: Really? So what happened to Dennis Miller? Dennis Miller: A space station hotel? Hey babe, I haven't been this out of touch with reality since I was blowing up balloons for the Dukakis campaign!
March 6, 2002: Al: How long was Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football? Dennis Miller: Hiring a comdeian to do football commentary was about as bright as a Taliban cave during a midnight air raid drill. Mitch: Two years. Dennis Miller: I don't want to say that that seemed like forever for Al Michaels, but he was digging his own "Shawshank" tunnel to escape the broadcast booth! Al: They couldn't take him anymore, eh? Dennis Miller: I wore out my welcome faster than Sting at a lumberjack convention!
March 8, 2002: Will: I hope you enjoyed your stay, Mr. Miller. Dennis Miller: Hey, it's the first time I've ridden something spinning without gushin pea soup like Linda Blair! Will: Uh-huh. Here's your bill. Dennis Miller: Whoa! I haven't seen that many zeroes since I got hold of that "Too Stupid for Springer" video! Will: Enough! Get out! Dennis Miller: Ouch, babe! I haven't seen rejection like that since ABC got rid of that annoying-- Oh. Uh... bye!
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