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| March 19, 2001:  Will:  The Russians are deorbiting Mir this week.  Skip:  Finally!  That heap is the slum of outer space!  Will:  Isn't that a little harsh?  Skip:  And they kept asking for things!  "Could we borrow some water, comrade?  Could you spare an oxygen tank, comrade?"  Will:  Skip...  Skip:  It got so bad that I'd pretend no one was here when they called, dude!  But I think they were on to me...
March 21, 2001:  Will:  Has Mir reeentered yet, Kepler?  Kepler:  Not yet, Will.  But they're working on it.  Will:  What are they doing?  Kepler:  A cosmonaut is outside Mir kicking it with his boot.  Will:  That doesn't sound very effective.  Kepler:  Neither does feeding an entire country with turnips, but the Russians tried that once, too.
March 23, 2001:  Mitch:  So... that's it for Mir in space!  Al:  Yep!  Now they just have to pick it out of the Pacific!  Mitch:  I wonder what will happen to the pieces?  Skip:  Dudes!  I just bought Mir's core section on E-Bay!  Al:  What for?  Skip:  I'm going to ship it up here and stick it in the lobby to attract tourists! | 
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