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Monday, September 24, 2001
Return of the newt...

Wednesday, September 26, 2001
Just a hare this side of sane...

Friday, September 28, 2001
Maybe we can get a guest shot on 'In Search of'...

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September 24, 2001: Kepler: We've had complaints of dizziness, so I'm measuring oxygen levels of the station's air. Dana: Let me know if you need any help-- gasp! -- look at that! Kepler: It was like... like... a six-foot tall newt! Kepler: Oxygen supply: insufficient. Dana: (repeats 'Newt' ad infinitum) September 26, 2001: Dana: So I fuigure a newt got trapped on the station, and cosmic radiation mutated it to enormous size. That would explain it, right? Or does that sound crazy? Al: Not at all! We believe you! Dana: Uh... "we?" Al: Yeah! Me and my invisible, six-foot tall rabbit friend, Harvey! Dana: I hate you. Al: What's that? Oh wait. Now he thinks you're nuts! September 28, 2001: Dana: Mitch, everyone thinks I'm crazy just because I saw a giant space newt! But that's no different than seeing the Yeti, or Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, and those have been reported by people for centuries! Are all of them crazy? Mitch: Well, yeah. Dana: No! We're just observant! Facing the tough realities no one else can face!