January 9, 2012: Will: Al, are you ready for the national championship game? Al: You mean, the 'so-called' national championship game? Until there's a playoff system in place, ho will we really know which team of 20-year-old communications' majors with little prospect of playing pro ball is the best in the nation? Will: Well... that is an important question. Al: Yes. As a sports fan, I spend all my time thinking about it.
January 11, 2012: Kepler: The new TVs they're showing at CES this year have 3D, OLEDs and Facebook interfaces. Mitch: That won't turn out well... Al: I just want to change the @#$% channel! Facebook TV: Of course, but first would you like to buy a cow on Farmville?